just think about it; a month from now i’ll be able to have all the braum’s ice cream i want WHENEVER I WANT. AND JAMBA JUICE. AND DUNKIN DONUTS. OH MY GOOOOOOOSH


Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle


—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”